these are a few conversation that either I have had with Samantha or I have overheard Samantha have with other people.
Me: Samantha what do you want to be when you grow up?
Samantha: I want to be a doctor like my dad.
Me: what type of doctor?
Samantha: a resident.
Girl at park: What does your dad do for a job?
Samantha: My dad is a famous doctor
Girl at park: oh wow...my dad is not famous
This was a conversation Samantha had with Jim while taking a bath with Nicholas
Samantha: Daddy was does Nicholas' front butt stick out?
Jim: That's just how God made boys
Samantha: Hmmm...it looks funny.
Samantha: Mommy do you know where milk comes from?
Me: No...where Samantha?
Samantha: Mommy it comes from the cow's butt thing that sticks down.
Me: Oh really
Samantha: Yeah. I wish I could get milk out of my butt
Oh this girl cracks me up!